Lagunitas Hop Stoopid

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Lets start off with a double IPA or IIPA, Lagunitas Hop Stoopid. Not for pussies and women. Pours the color of your piss after a night of chugging Jager and slamming a broad with the clap. Head is thicker than the stench of a nigger brothel. Smells of strong citrus hops, typical of your Pacific Northwest hops. There is also a pine scent along with the citrus. The piney aspect carries over into the flavor as well. For a IIPA this is a very drinkable beer. No harsh lingering bitterness as is sometimes shown in this style. It has a nice malt background to hold up the hops. Ends with a slightly sweet note. Body is medium/light, another surprising thing for this style. The taste lingers for a bit due to the high amount of IBUs present, 102 as the bottle claims. For such an extremely high IBU beer it's surprising how drinkable it is. You could easily get into a fight after downing 4-5 bombers of this ale being as it weighs in at 8% abv. The bottle is easily breakable for slashing your latest conquests throat. Thus saving you cash to spend on more beer.

$4.25 a bomber

Overall: Recommended if you are a hop head or need to get drunk before you beat your old lady.

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