NebulaCruiser-Xul discovered a back water planet whilst killing through Sector-7-M, sensing a high energy level of Falsehood, it had to be investigated....
Xul's Cyberdine slave computers told of a grim story, this was PLANET PAGAN.
After being greeted by the locals who were performing some strange ritual to a fire, in the nude, Xul saw this as Falsehood, you don't worship fire, you become its master, so without further pause, minions were sent out.
Not being happy by what they saw and heard, Xul's legions gathered up all their Ensiferum and Windir albums and Threw Them Into The Fire. The locals were angered and thus a battle ensured, it was swift, for sticks and stones and shields and spears don't stand a chance against Panzer-Division-Xul.
Thus the planet became a wasteland of dead posers and pagan wimps, proving that todays Pagans are just tree hugging mead drinking prickheads that run in fear of a Cyber-beat and don't know how to throw a punch. They will try to befriend you with their "Hails"and Cotton-work skills, but they don't know how to Kill.
So remember, a Cyborg will always beat the Sons of Odin.
THEY CAN'T BE STOPPED, THEY DON'T NEED FOOD, NOR REST, IT WILL FIND THEM AND KILL THEM.
IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
ReplyDeleteIT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP...
EVER!
UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD.