INTO THE TEMPLE OF TEH GOAT

One day, Goat stumbled into a rocky cave after being chased by Whacko-Daemons, and he stumbled upon a dazzling shrine....there stood a figure......tall and puny AND BEHOLD, UPON HIS HEAD WAS A BUCKET.

And this mysterious sad-icon spoke to him, and said "ONLY THE MATURE WILL SURVIVE MY COMING, LET FALL THE CHILDISH THINGS IN LIFE FROM YOUR HANDS, RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AND ACCEPT YOUR WIFE'S POOR CAREER CHOICE, BELITTLE ALL WHO STAND AGAINST ME AND THEN, MAYBE, WHEN YOU ARE 44, YOU MAY GRASP UPON THE CHILDISH THINGS YOU HAVE GIVEN UP, ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE ABLE TO REGAIN YOUR SENSE OF FUN. BUT REMEMBER, NEVER, NEVER ALLOW THE WHACKOS TO REIGN SUPREME IN CHAT, THIS IS MY ONE GIFT TO YOU, THE GIFT OF FORESIGHT, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CALL UPON THIS IN A TIME OF DOUBT, WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME, WHEN THE WHACKOS MAY BE IN ANOTHER GUISE, USE THIS WISELY, NOW GO, GO AND DREAM OF YOUR 44TH BIRTHDAY, ONE OTHER THING, YOU MUST DENY THE POWER OF XUL! GO NOW ARRGH"

So with this Goat left Bucketdom and wandered back into the realms of Y! seeking to spread the words of Teh Bucket. His story continues...