At the end she does what all Xulbroads need to learn. After a night of Sex, Drinks and Metal, a proper woman does what her instinct orders her to do. As our hero El Duce has taught us, they just need to SUCK AND FUKK AND COOK AND CLEAN! Note how happy she looks doing it.
Vacuuming in corpse paint; Having One's feelings hurt; Reading; Archery; Day; Knowing what archery is; all preresquisites stated in the Xul disclaimer to see if one is Xul material Knowing how to spell preresquisites; being alive; being dead; shaving; continuing to read the list this far; etc. etc. etc. (also fails at metal)
Also, she looks like the fat naked guy from Carpathian Forest.
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Vacuuming in corpse paint;
Having One's feelings hurt;
Reading;
Archery;
Day;
Knowing what archery is;
all preresquisites stated in the Xul disclaimer to see if one is Xul material
Knowing how to spell preresquisites;
being alive;
being dead;
shaving;
continuing to read the list this far;
etc. etc. etc. (also fails at metal)