Grivf - Yggdrasil

Fuck Wiccans.

Blackened funeral doom with folk elements from some faggot in Daneland. Sounds like Nidhogg's tummy after receiving a mud enema. Good to listen to while drifting through drone nebulas or masturbating to images of slimey cunted cellulite beasts.

Suck My Shit

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid

And thus begins Xuls foray into instructing the masses on the finer subtleties of becoming a learned drunk.



Lets start off with a double IPA or IIPA, Lagunitas Hop Stoopid. Not for pussies and women. Pours the color of your piss after a night of chugging Jager and slamming a broad with the clap. Head is thicker than the stench of a nigger brothel. Smells of strong citrus hops, typical of your Pacific Northwest hops. There is also a pine scent along with the citrus. The piney aspect carries over into the flavor as well. For a IIPA this is a very drinkable beer. No harsh lingering bitterness as is sometimes shown in this style. It has a nice malt background to hold up the hops. Ends with a slightly sweet note. Body is medium/light, another surprising thing for this style. The taste lingers for a bit due to the high amount of IBUs present, 102 as the bottle claims. For such an extremely high IBU beer it's surprising how drinkable it is. You could easily get into a fight after downing 4-5 bombers of this ale being as it weighs in at 8% abv. The bottle is easily breakable for slashing your latest conquests throat. Thus saving you cash to spend on more beer.

$4.25 a bomber

Overall: Recommended if you are a hop head or need to get drunk before you beat your old lady.

8/10 dead hookers agree

The Angelic Process

"Wall of Sound" ... Do you instantly associate the term with pseudo-intellectual humanoid garbage (NME,total tolerance,Kerrap,metal archives reviewers etc etc ,take a pick.)

dragging the term on and on from generation to generation who use it to describe everything from over produced disco/pop/metal toss (all one and the same) to simpleton noise making passed around as "art"?
...
Now with that being out of the way take "Coma Waering",place it wherever it suits you best,and play that 1st track ...

... it is ,isn't it? A Thick & Deafening Black Monolith shuffling forward slowly into that blinding light.

INDULGE

Aderlating - Dying Of The Light

Some more filth from our friend over at Gnaw Their Tongues.

Panicking sweat and visions of morbid ends scream past your eyes, heating up your ears and then suddenly you're cold as you realize you just threw yourself out of a fukking window. So at least try to make it past the first song and maybe the above won't happen.

Download Aderlating

Post 400 Bundle Offering

Minions of Xul, we have reached the 400 mark, and for your dedicated following and devotion, here we present a bundle post to mark the occasion.

Download Profanatica

Cult USBM act's last offering, dark and satanic hymns, real ugly killer sound.

Download Proclamation

Killer Spanish assaults in the vein of the Teitanblood/Archgoat/Revenge skhool

Download Absentia Lunae

Classy sounding sullen Black Metal from Italy.

XUL 400

ATTN: All Xulim and Xulborg divisions.

The forces of Xul have been active in their plundering of the Sectors of the Xuliverse. Expansion is happening at a rapid enough pace that we deemed it necessary to awaken Narkoun_Xul from stasis. His natural talents have opened for development a new phase for interplanetary control systems and various humanoid enslavement / slaughter tactics... We proudly and with great fervor look forward to the operations of the Xul Cartel.


Explorations have been encouraging as the battle records are revealing that Xul is indeed looking both forward and back in endeavors. New weapons have been uncovered by old favorite arms dealers. While relics have been dug up from the past as reserves for annihilation campaigns.
Inventory is growing exponentially and field reports from our various bases of operations have been rated Double Good.

Graphic interface changes by Belum_Xul have given us a new strategic view of our Xulborg tracking. Xulborg legions are rapidly growing and even beginning to spread into the various remote regions of soon to be smoldering cinder Earth. Here the charges are being set. The detonators readied. The remote trigger activated. Sorties completed.

Namru_Xul has undertaken the creation of our Xul Sinema campaign. An extremely intriguing mission development that shows great potential for reprogramming sessions for the lower class Xulborg model. Active plans to ramp up production in this sector is approved and currently in progress.

Much progress has been made over this 100 post cycle. With the next 100 showing an incredibly large possibility of projects in the pipeline. Xul's factories are fully operational. Xul will not be stopped.

XUL'S WILL BE DONE! ALL HAIL XUL!

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Now the whole family can enjoy Xul