Abscess - Seminal vampires and maggot men

Abscess´s proper debut album after the "urine junkies" collection of demos ...

... just as sick,ugly and thumping as anything Autopsy ever did .

Who the hell cares if there´s more emphasis on punk than there is on doom or whatever this time around?

It´s still Chris Reifert

it´s still the definition of DEATH METAL !!!!!!

The scent of Shit

Eat my Fuk - "Wet slit & a bottle of whiskey"

"Searching for books about the history of whisky, Amazon's superb software and search tool showed me this CD which I could never have imagined would come up in Amazon's website (check the titles!). To me Amazon is a "G" rated website. But with this example, it shows bad taste, bad judgement, interest in selling just about anything without quality control; quality meaning not just a non defective product but moral, ethical and intellectual quality. Amazon and Jeff Bezos, both highly praised for exceptional customer service, show their dark side, one not imagined, at least by me, as possible in this website. THUMBS DOWN AND SHAME ON YOU AMAZON AND JEFF(Benzos)!!!! "

Well ,it´s Chris Reifert(again) ,what is there to say ?

Highly recommended for fans of Emperor,Wagner,Nietzzzzzsche,french wines ,LaVey and all things intelligent/intellectual I guess ...

Kneel before my Cock

Repulsion

Would you take any extreme metal anthology

(be it a book , a cd , a BLOG ,whattheFever) half seriously ,

were it not ,at the very least, to feature Repulsion?

I know you wouldn´t ...

... so here it is presented to you exactly how I´d like it presented to myself -

nothing that special really, just each and every track they´ve recorded as featured on the 2003 re-issue of their classic "Horrified" album Minus the 2 live tracks which is basically filler and that annoying "extras-all-crammed-into-1cd" approach .

I can´t recommend the "WFBE" demo enough,

basically a session which predated "Horrified" with a couple of killer tracks (read:matching anything on "Horrified")

which were not included in the latter for whatever reason.

(320kbps)

Jack-Up

Stone- Sublimely Self-Righteous

Black as night black as pitch... blacker than the foulest witch.

That pretty much sums up how this demon brew pours. As soon as you put it up to your greasy pizza face you immediately are blown back by the hop punch. The taste leaves you just as baffled. Is this a fucking stout or is it an IPA? Stone as usual doesn't give a shit what you think is the norm. They brew what they want and let you wimps decide if you are worthy. They tag this one as a "Black IPA", which works for me. At 8.7% its nothing you waste on a woman. This is a perfect elixir to toss back as you plot world domination.

Overall: Highly recommended if you can stomach anything stronger than the leftover
Zima your woman allows you to drink.

$6.99 a bomber

Blix agrees!


Recommended listening posted below.

Dead Can Dance

Ironically & conveniently enough ,the best/most succinct way to describe what DcD means to me/how I perceive it all(whichever way you may wish to put it)coincides with one of their songs´ title - "Anywhere out of the world"- or if that sounds pretentious,pompous,pathetic,_____ or all of the above combined,perhaps 4AD Ivo´s(?!) words may just happen to be less (or more)so : "Dead Can Dance were not obsessed with the past, nor did they provide a sense of nostalgic escape into bygone ages. They severed boundaries and set music free from the fetters of time and place, soaring out of the immediate world".

...Anyways ... fukk what they mean to me or to anybody else for that matter,let´s focus more on what EXACTLY is in here:

1-the COMPLETE official discography (@320kbps) uploaded directly from my juuuuust as complete cd collection(just a 1 + 1/3 exception due to the (in)conveniences of vynil and technical problems respectively)

2-a bootleg series I particularly enjoy (6 over 1 hour long each cds of unreleased songs, demos,rehearsals,lives etc),not necessarily for the "right" reasons but I guess those of you who´ve been with DcD for half as long as we have will enjoy it just as much...Oh yeah, I do not own those so expect the quality you truly deserve)

3- As a starting point I´d either go for their "mid-period" albums("Spleen & Ideal","Within the realm of a dying sun","The serpent´s egg")or simply the "1981-1998 Box set" which to me represents the quintessential DcD item ...

4-"if "3-" is a point there might as well be a "4-" ...

... pretty pointless

DcD

Oskar Blues-Dales Pale Ale

In my hand I hold the holy grail of all rednecks brews. It may not taste like a brew for weddings complete with shotguns and your uncle Ronny hitting on his cousin. But it will be for the hardcore drinkers in that wedding party. It pours a nice golden orange with a killer floral smell. It has a nice bitterness that balances well with a beautiful malt background complete with a slight caramel taste. Mouthfeel is medium light as usual for this type beer. It advertises as a pale ale but it really marks in more as an IPA. It weighs in at 6.5% and is excellent for pounding at your next family reunion. It would also be a perfect nightcap to spike to render your newly received mail order bride incapacitated before she can resent moving into a trailer with you.

Overall: Highly recommended if you aren't an Ann Rice fan and go fishing or swimming.

$9.99 a sixer

9/10 rednecks wouldn't touch it

Recommended listening:

Bells Two Hearted Ale

Look at how fucking gay this label is. It kept me from buying this nectar of the gods for months. I eventually caved in after having nothing better to offer from a local redneck shithole liquor store. It now fits comfortably as my most abused beverage. When I die I want to be buried in the fermenter this ale is brewed in. If you are too much of a pussy to go out and experience
the wonderful world of craft beer than this should be on the top of your list as one of the IPAs you try.

It's a solid 7% abv, as high as an IPA can be before being considered a double IPA. Pours a nice clear orange color with a nice head and decent lacing. The aromatics on this beer are amazing and smelling it amongst the vomit smeared on your clothes after a night of imbibing makes you want to dash straight to the fridge for another. The taste is like hop candy. Sweet and orangey with a nice pine like bite to keep it from becoming cloying. Body is medium light as in most IPAs. Definitely a sessionable beer.

Overall: Go out at once and purchase a case wimp.

$10.99 a sixer

10/10 alcoholics agree

Lagunitas The Hairy Eyeball

No



Just don't. Unless you are out to drown a negroid hooker into submission there is no fucking reason for this ale. 8.7% abv and 56.7 IBUs of asspiss.

Overall: Don't do it

8.99 a 6 pack

4/10 negroid hookers agree

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid

And thus begins Xuls foray into instructing the masses on the finer subtleties of becoming a learned drunk.



Lets start off with a double IPA or IIPA, Lagunitas Hop Stoopid. Not for pussies and women. Pours the color of your piss after a night of chugging Jager and slamming a broad with the clap. Head is thicker than the stench of a nigger brothel. Smells of strong citrus hops, typical of your Pacific Northwest hops. There is also a pine scent along with the citrus. The piney aspect carries over into the flavor as well. For a IIPA this is a very drinkable beer. No harsh lingering bitterness as is sometimes shown in this style. It has a nice malt background to hold up the hops. Ends with a slightly sweet note. Body is medium/light, another surprising thing for this style. The taste lingers for a bit due to the high amount of IBUs present, 102 as the bottle claims. For such an extremely high IBU beer it's surprising how drinkable it is. You could easily get into a fight after downing 4-5 bombers of this ale being as it weighs in at 8% abv. The bottle is easily breakable for slashing your latest conquests throat. Thus saving you cash to spend on more beer.

$4.25 a bomber

Overall: Recommended if you are a hop head or need to get drunk before you beat your old lady.

8/10 dead hookers agree