Your faith shall be rewarded.

The time is drawing near when astral barbarism shall return.

Happy Holiday!

Happy Holiday from the Xulim.
A pulse still shivers through the system.  Posers.

Warning

The next generation of Xulim

The virus is spreading

http://ravensquotes.blogspot.com/2010/05/enbilulugugal-black-noise-armageddon.html

Portrait of a Poser Part 2

hi_im_adolf_hitler: so tomorrow 7pm behind the walmart on lake mead and jones
hi_im_adolf_hitler: behind the place, we can scrap there nobody will stop it
hi_im_adolf_hitler: crush a thin wimp then celebrate at the wynn
hi_im_adolf_hitler: of course that wont happen

The man from a prior exposure of Falsehood on Xul. See our amusing Portrait of a Poser
Joe did not realize that when a thinwimp summons Xul, he summons Xul's Earthbound Devastator.

The THINWIMP PERSEKUTOR is lightly amused by the empty challenges of the false.

Armour

The Future is what we make it....

I grew up watching The Terminator, and look at me now, nothing wrong with me.
My goal in life is to finish out my days by at least killing seven people.
This isn't because I am unstable, it is simply due to the fact that I enjoy the thought of killing.

I have two weeks left to live..

XUL 500!

The Xulim have trudged on in their need to infect the Xuliverse with their sounds and concepts. After many battles, losses and victories the Xulim returned home to the m:1 sector, wiser for their experiences and collective galactic plundering.




As we look back to our beginnings we see a simple AI learning for itself what was to be expected of it as the Xulim began to push the NebulaCruiser Xul to the unexplored corners of existence. As it grew the collective hive mind of the Xulim grew. It realized it needed to cast off elements of itself in order to grow. Stronger for the experience of shooting its weaker elements out of an airlock. The Xulim set their sights on focusing on the greater goal. The defeat of its first opposition. The Luvanicron. What sent the Xulim scattering from their homeworld to begin with began to follow them, a mind dedicated to destroying the ideals of Xul. It came with weapons systems locked and incinerated the surface of Homeworld in the m:1 sector. NebulaCruiser Xul fired up its ion engines and warped on to other sectors. Always studying the Luvanicron to understand its weaknesses and vulnerabilities. In time its estrodroids were able to even conquer a Xulim and Thulsa_Xul fell in battle, as chronicled in our past Xul Ex Machina posts. The weaknesses were eventually revealed, and swarm after swarm of suicidal Xulborgs were unleashed on the Luvanicron itself. Where cannon fire had failed, cannon fodder would succeed. In time the Xulim themselves would launch an all out assault and send one of their own hurtling into the half organic heart of the Luvanicron itself, armed with explosives of Xul design. Belum_Xul was chosen for this task, and completed his mission of setting the explosives as the Luvanicron was distracted by the oncoming swarms of Xulborgs. The Xuliverse itself stopped for a moment, and the heart of the Luvanicron exploded, setting off a chain reaction that nearly ripped open the fabric of space itself. Even Belum_Xul could not escape this blast, and as a result his damaged frame was brought back to NebulaCruiser Xul and eventually reawakened. His mind semi shattered from the experience, his name would be changed to reflect the onset of a new era for the Xulim. With the Luvanicron's network of estrodroids falling from the atmospheres of their planets as inert pieces of junk, the formerly explored worlds were once again free to recolonize. The Xulim found the radiation levels of Homeworld to be tolerable, and reestablished themselves in their dominion. Reaching out now to lash out at a universe ready for the plunder.


So, our loyal Xulborgs, you may ask... Where do the Xulim go from here? The answer? Everywhere. Xulim operations are expanding in a multitude of different directions. Our new prototype armor operation is currently behind schedule, awaiting a Xulim council to decide the aesthetic value for maximum effectiveness of battlefield terror tactics.
Audio warfare division will continue on as has been our staple. New strains of aural bacteria are being researched for your use and abuse.
Interrogations are to begin shortly with subjects responsible for the creation of these various strains. We must know the full scope of these weapons, not just that they simply work.
Xul Creations will be our new strain for projects, with various battle tested veterans and new recruits alike.

And as for the Xulim themselves? Tractus_Xul is currently exploring new concepts in pornographic exploitation. Narkoun_Xul is at work in the forge of the Xul Cartel. Namru_Xul is lurching behind with damaged engines to catch back up with the rest of the Xul fleet.
Algol_Xul is going through an active system analysis. Nazgul_Xul (formerly Belum) is establishing his home base in the nebular clouds in the m:1 sector. Nihilus_Xul is securing the resources for constructing the Xul compound.

Xul is just getting started. ALL HAIL XUL!

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Why?

Bottom line, who cares?

New Moon?

STATUS REPORT

The World According To Calibos

Five Hundred Marks Soon To Be Made...

HAIL CAESAR!

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death." - The Sacred Scrolls

Wisdom of Zardoz

"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!"

Famous Xulim

CHOPPER

DON LOGAN

XUL 400

ATTN: All Xulim and Xulborg divisions.

The forces of Xul have been active in their plundering of the Sectors of the Xuliverse. Expansion is happening at a rapid enough pace that we deemed it necessary to awaken Narkoun_Xul from stasis. His natural talents have opened for development a new phase for interplanetary control systems and various humanoid enslavement / slaughter tactics... We proudly and with great fervor look forward to the operations of the Xul Cartel.


Explorations have been encouraging as the battle records are revealing that Xul is indeed looking both forward and back in endeavors. New weapons have been uncovered by old favorite arms dealers. While relics have been dug up from the past as reserves for annihilation campaigns.
Inventory is growing exponentially and field reports from our various bases of operations have been rated Double Good.

Graphic interface changes by Belum_Xul have given us a new strategic view of our Xulborg tracking. Xulborg legions are rapidly growing and even beginning to spread into the various remote regions of soon to be smoldering cinder Earth. Here the charges are being set. The detonators readied. The remote trigger activated. Sorties completed.

Namru_Xul has undertaken the creation of our Xul Sinema campaign. An extremely intriguing mission development that shows great potential for reprogramming sessions for the lower class Xulborg model. Active plans to ramp up production in this sector is approved and currently in progress.

Much progress has been made over this 100 post cycle. With the next 100 showing an incredibly large possibility of projects in the pipeline. Xul's factories are fully operational. Xul will not be stopped.

XUL'S WILL BE DONE! ALL HAIL XUL!

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Now the whole family can enjoy Xul